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[30 Sep 2004|12:57am]
*** CHANGE'D ***

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One but it takes at least 5 episodes...


Honestly, I've got no idea what to write in this journal except for, "Mass Production!?... Ridiculous!" -- Quote from Resident Evil: Outbreak.
3 eyebrows found ★★★ has anyone seen my eyebrows?

[28 Sep 2004|01:19am]
I so hardcore I bought an American PS2, Resident Evil Outbreak, Xenogears, Shadow Hearts: Covenant and later on FFXI + HDD. All for £130 (£200 if I get FFXI + HDD) I shall become the LORD OF THE ZOMBIE... In two weeks.




*I did that ' I ' on purpose because I'm cool

PRE-EMPTIVE'D
3 eyebrows found ★★★ has anyone seen my eyebrows?

The Days [24 Jun 2004|01:41am]
Today was a pretty boring day...

until I TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT AND SAMURAI KICKED SOME FREAKIN CAT! Yeah it was ace, I was pretty much walking down the street and realised a certain cat, and I shall render any thought of describing this said cat obsolete in order to create a novel like post because lets face it... only dweebs do that. No, I won't stoop to that level, I'm gonna tell you how it is as if I'm speaking one to one with you and none of this dweeby 'descriptive posting' malarky, which seems to be the in thing. No, no I shall talk the talk and avoid the obvious literate show-off posts, mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ack ack fleeeeeeep!! schleeerp schlerrp. Anyways, back to me playing hopskotch. Yeah I totally reached 6 on my first try ever, then I realised what the hell I was doing cos I had just stolen some girls skipping rope and her dad was chasing me with one of those quiksave bags. I'm thinkin he read the warnings of suffocation so he reckons it's a good weapon. Well I phoned up ant and had a real nice chat with her, she said she learnt to olly on the skateboard and recently grinded the moon. I believed her. We met up and she looked totally hot, yeah I kinda like fancy her and stuff but too afraid to tell her. I think she reads this journal COULD THIS BE A HINT OF CUNNINGNESS COMING FROM MY GENERAL DIRECTION WHEREBY I HAVE ACCIDENTLY ON PURPOSE PUT OUT MY FEELINGS ON SHOW!!!!?? So after we played pool we hung out on this balcony. I was like, check this out ant and totally flew in the sky, she was really amazed. I did this trick where I floated under a cloud and said, 'look ant! I've got a white afro'. She was totally impressed. Chicks always dig the flying thing. Speaking of penguins, the price of obergines were slightly higher and my mum was pissed off cos she makes obergine stew sometimes and shit. I went home with ant and we did it in bed but I was actually dreaming, of a whiiite... christmas.

^^

Proof of why I should never, ever, ever post in journals again.
15 eyebrows found ★★★ has anyone seen my eyebrows?

[22 Jun 2004|09:07am]
What is Your Japanese Name? by ciambawildcat
First Name:
Last Name:
Japanese First Name:Jiro
Japanese Last Name Part One:Nishi
Japanese Last Name Part Two:Shita
People Call You...Sensei
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!


How to make a 4hero
Ingredients:

1 part mercy

3 parts silliness

1 part energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
2 eyebrows found ★★★ has anyone seen my eyebrows?

MUTTTHAHHAAHAH FUUUUUUCUCCKCKCKCKC [05 Jun 2004|01:12pm]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My Journals fucking Ace'd
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do iiiiiiiiiiit [17 Apr 2004|07:09pm]
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
2 eyebrows found ★★★ has anyone seen my eyebrows?

my guestbook [17 Apr 2004|04:19am]
[ mood | tired ]

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[04 Apr 2004|01:58am]
Fooly
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[14 Jan 2004|11:26pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Smiths - How soon is now? ]

Cooly

1 eyebrow found ★★★ has anyone seen my eyebrows?

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